A Bum Loving Monster

A Bum Loving Monster desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Monster searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Monster found a sword that they would occasionally worship. This seems a funny activity, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Monster desperately needed a sword to smash. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

A Bum Loving Monster carried a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. This seems a fairly exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie having that done to it

A Bum Loving Monster desperately craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.