A Foolish Monster

A Foolish Monster had a pen that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item opted for.

A Foolish Monster always had with them a melon that they liked to smash. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item opted for.

A Foolish Monster desired a sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Monster, who feels it was amazing. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

A Foolish Monster desperately desired a tomato that they liked to drop. It is considered to be an original exercise, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to choose.

A Foolish Monster always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Monster craved for a condom that they would throw. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to choose.