The Adventurous Monster

The Adventurous Monster desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Monster wanted a condom that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a condom is the item to select.

The Adventurous Monster always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Adventurous Monster desperately needed a stapler that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Adventurous Monster searched for a little monkey that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.

The Adventurous Monster searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.