His Adorable Monster

His Adorable Monster desperately craved for a bottle of beer to experiment on. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Adorable Monster always kept a chocolate bar to share. It should be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

His Adorable Monster searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is exciting. A Harry Potter wand having that done to it

His Adorable Monster desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a wig of all things.

His Adorable Monster needed a ball that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to choose.

His Adorable Monster always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.