Her Eccentric Monster

Her Eccentric Monster always carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. It is an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Monster owned a little monkey that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. A little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Monster needed a pint of cider that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Monster always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Her Eccentric Monster needed a can of coke that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item to select.

Her Eccentric Monster had a set of lego that they would put on his head. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.