Their Retarded Monster

Their Retarded Monster desperately needed a chocolate bar to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a different action, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a chocolate bar of all things.

Their Retarded Monster craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was simply life. A Harry Potter wand of all things.

Their Retarded Monster searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of wine was the chosen item.

Their Retarded Monster desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is an odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Monster owned a melon to worship. One might say this is an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Monster always carried a bat that they liked to demolish. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.