His Boring Monster

His Boring Monster often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. It would have been a new proposal, to most, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be out of this world. A rubber chicken having that done to it

His Boring Monster had a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. It would be a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

His Boring Monster owned a teapot to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a teapot was the chosen item.

His Boring Monster craved for a dildo that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

His Boring Monster desperately needed a vibrator that they would embrace. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen item.

His Boring Monster always carried a crown that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be magnificent. Strangely, a crown having that done to it