His Chinese Monster

His Chinese Monster found a vibrator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

His Chinese Monster always had with them a spade that they liked to smash. It was considered to be an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

His Chinese Monster desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

His Chinese Monster found a stapler that they would often worship. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

His Chinese Monster wanted a stapler that they liked to smash. It is an unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Monster had a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. It should be an unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.