Her Lonely Monster

Her Lonely Monster desperately craved for a crown that they would occasionally play with. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen item.

Her Lonely Monster always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Her Lonely Monster desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was sublime. A bag of poop was the chosen item.

Her Lonely Monster carried a rubber johnny that they would hug. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was exciting. A rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Monster had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

Her Lonely Monster wanted a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.