Her Weary Monster

Her Weary Monster always had with them a bottle of beer to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Her Weary Monster wanted a sponge to eat. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. A sponge would be the item chosen.

Her Weary Monster found a pint of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Her Weary Monster often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was amazing. A can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

Her Weary Monster desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. A sponge was the item that was opted for.

Her Weary Monster carried a melon that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a melon was the chosen thing.