His Horny Monster

His Horny Monster found a pen that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Monster looked for a pen that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

His Horny Monster desired a wig that they would occasionally share. It was a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item to choose.

His Horny Monster owned a mug that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Monster often carried a lava lamp that they would often share. This could be considered a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Monster needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.