Adorable Monster

Adorable Monster always had with them a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

Adorable Monster carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

Adorable Monster searched for a hat that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a hat of all things.

Adorable Monster craved for a can of coke that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks it was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Adorable Monster always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Adorable Monster desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes sleep with. This seems an unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.