The Talented Monster

The Talented Monster carried a sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Talented Monster desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Talented Monster desperately desired a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Talented Monster wanted a CD player that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Talented Monster craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Talented Monster looked for a bottle of coke to experiment on. It was considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.