The Ugly Monster

The Ugly Monster always had with them a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Monster desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Monster needed a lava lamp to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Monster carried a pen that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Monster had a little monkey to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Monster always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.