A Crazy Monster

A Crazy Monster craved for a dildo that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

A Crazy Monster had a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

A Crazy Monster always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Monster desired a sponge that they sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Monster had a porno magazine that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be simply life. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

A Crazy Monster had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes break. It is a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.