Their Lovely Monster

Their Lovely Monster carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. It is a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Their Lovely Monster desired a pen to throw. It is considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

Their Lovely Monster always kept a mug that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Their Lovely Monster always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Their Lovely Monster desperately searched for a lava lamp to cuddle. It should have been a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Monster desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.