His Green Monster

His Green Monster desired a can of Tango that they would often play with. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango having that done to it

His Green Monster desperately needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a piece of paper having that done to it

His Green Monster wanted a sponge that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be an original operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be breathtaking. A sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Green Monster always had with them a spade that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.

His Green Monster always carried a stretchman to smash. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

His Green Monster owned a helmet that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who considered it was awesome. Remarkably, a helmet being the item selected.