A Depressed Monster

A Depressed Monster looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Monster desperately needed a toilet brush to throw. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Monster desperately desired a custard pie that they would often annihilate It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

A Depressed Monster desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Monster desperately searched for a sponge to cuddle. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.

A Depressed Monster always had with them a vibrator that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was selected.