A Chinese Monster

A Chinese Monster desperately searched for a condom that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be fun. A condom was the chosen item.

A Chinese Monster always had with them a bottle of beer that they liked to cuddle. It is an original operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

A Chinese Monster looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

A Chinese Monster often carried a dildo to eat. One might find this to be a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was fun. A dildo was the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Monster desired a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be an odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

A Chinese Monster desperately needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.