The Tired Monster

The Tired Monster carried a helmet that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a helmet having that done to it

The Tired Monster desperately needed a vibrator that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Monster searched for a mug that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

The Tired Monster desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they liked to smash. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Tired Monster desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an odd action, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Tired Monster craved for a teapot that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be wonderful. Strangely, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.