Her Crypting Monster

Her Crypting Monster always kept a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Monster wanted a ball that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

Her Crypting Monster desperately needed a spade to annihilate It was a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the chosen thing.

Her Crypting Monster always kept a custard pie to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Crypting Monster always kept a big sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Her Crypting Monster desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would eat. It should be a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was stunning. A rubber chicken is the item to choose.