The Foolish Monster

The Foolish Monster searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Monster often carried a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Monster owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Foolish Monster needed a computer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen item.

The Foolish Monster craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a different thought, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Foolish Monster searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.