Her Magical Monster

Her Magical Monster desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

Her Magical Monster desperately needed a helmet that they would sleep with. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A helmet of all things.

Her Magical Monster searched for a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. A condom being the item opted for.

Her Magical Monster carried a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.

Her Magical Monster desperately wanted a hat to break. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a hat having that done to it

Her Magical Monster needed a block of cheese that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. A block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.