His Purple Nerd

His Purple Nerd owned a can of Tango that they would often eat. This seems a fairly different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

His Purple Nerd looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

His Purple Nerd desperately searched for a stretchman that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

His Purple Nerd looked for a bag of flour that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is awesome. A bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

His Purple Nerd always kept a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

His Purple Nerd wanted a pen that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to opt for.