The Crypting Nerd

The Crypting Nerd carried a mug to throw. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A mug is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Nerd found a stapler to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Nerd desperately needed a stretchman that they would often break. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was miraculous. A stretchman being the chosen item.

The Crypting Nerd desperately looked for a set of lego that they would throw. It should be an odd action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Nerd desperately wanted a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Nerd always kept a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was stunning. A bottle of wine being the thing selected.