The Unusual Nerd

The Unusual Nerd searched for a tomato that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was out of this world. A tomato is the thing to select.

The Unusual Nerd desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Nerd needed a porno magazine to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Nerd desperately searched for a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. A CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Nerd desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Unusual Nerd looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been an odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.