Nervous Nerd

Nervous Nerd often carried a sponge that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Nervous Nerd had a spade that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Nervous Nerd desired a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Nervous Nerd desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Nervous Nerd desired a dildo to rub on his belly. It would be an odd operation, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be awesome. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

Nervous Nerd desired a pint of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A pint of beer is the item to choose.