The Little Nerd

The Little Nerd wanted a can of coke that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Nerd carried a piece of paper that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Little Nerd craved for a toilet brush that they liked to eat. One might say this is an original activity, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Little Nerd often carried a condom that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Little Nerd searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Little Nerd desperately craved for a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be miraculous. Strangely, a condom is the thing to opt for.