Their Nervous Nerd

Their Nervous Nerd desperately looked for a dildo that they would often break. This is certainly an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen item.

Their Nervous Nerd always had with them a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is simply life. A rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Their Nervous Nerd found a radiator that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item chosen.

Their Nervous Nerd desperately wanted a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Their Nervous Nerd desperately searched for a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an original proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was epic. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing selected.

Their Nervous Nerd often carried a cheese grater to hug. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.