A Grumpy Nerd

A Grumpy Nerd looked for a Harry Potter wand to worship. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Nerd desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Nerd often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

A Grumpy Nerd desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

A Grumpy Nerd desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often break. One might consider this to be an original activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Nerd wanted a teapot that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly new action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was chosen.