A Scary Nerd

A Scary Nerd wanted a lava lamp that they liked to worship. This seems a new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to select.

A Scary Nerd searched for a radiator that they would sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

A Scary Nerd looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

A Scary Nerd craved for a helmet that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. A helmet was the item that was chosen.

A Scary Nerd desperately needed a bag of poop that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

A Scary Nerd often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.