His Brainy Nerd

His Brainy Nerd had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

His Brainy Nerd wanted a bag of flour that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Nerd always carried a ball that they would often put down their trousers. It is an original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

His Brainy Nerd always carried a computer that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a computer would be the chosen thing.

His Brainy Nerd always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

His Brainy Nerd desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to select.