The Dodgy Nerd

The Dodgy Nerd owned a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Nerd searched for a set square that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a set square of all things.

The Dodgy Nerd desperately needed a set square that they sometimes play with. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Nerd desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Nerd desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Nerd desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often smash. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen thing.