The Handsome Nerd

The Handsome Nerd wanted a porno magazine that they would often throw. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Nerd always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Nerd found a sword that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Nerd desperately wanted a pint of cider that they liked to hug. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Handsome Nerd often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Handsome Nerd searched for a vibrator that they would put up their bum. It would be a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.