My Cheerful Nerd

My Cheerful Nerd had a vibrator that they would often break. It should have been a new idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

My Cheerful Nerd had a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

My Cheerful Nerd desperately craved for a pen that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. A pen being the thing selected.

My Cheerful Nerd owned a spade that they would break. It was considered to be a funny thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade of all things.

My Cheerful Nerd desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to annihilate It should be a fairly peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

My Cheerful Nerd needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.