Adventurous Nerd

Adventurous Nerd often carried a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Adventurous Nerd desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Adventurous Nerd owned a spade that they would often sit and look at. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.

Adventurous Nerd had a wig that they would often demolish. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a wig being the item selected.

Adventurous Nerd desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to hug. This seems to be a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

Adventurous Nerd desired a porno magazine that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was out of this world. A porno magazine being the chosen item.