Eccentric Nerd

Eccentric Nerd found a vibrator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Nerd looked for a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Nerd needed a hat that they would hug. One might find this to be a curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Nerd had a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.

Eccentric Nerd desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

Eccentric Nerd always had with them a spade that they would often drop. This might appear to be a strange thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.