His Curious Nerd

His Curious Nerd desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

His Curious Nerd desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

His Curious Nerd searched for a vibrator to cuddle. It should have been a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

His Curious Nerd looked for a pint of beer that they would often eat. It is a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

His Curious Nerd craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

His Curious Nerd often carried a piece of paper that they would smash. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A piece of paper being the chosen thing.