A Crypting Nerd

A Crypting Nerd desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes embrace. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

A Crypting Nerd had a pint of cider that they would experiment on. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

A Crypting Nerd found a set of lego that they liked to experiment on. It would be a curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

A Crypting Nerd always carried a custard pie that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

A Crypting Nerd wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

A Crypting Nerd always carried a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a crown was the chosen thing.