A Grumpy Nerd

A Grumpy Nerd desperately craved for a cucumber that they sometimes hug. It might have been a strange idea, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

A Grumpy Nerd found a condom that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a condom was the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Nerd desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to share. It is a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

A Grumpy Nerd carried a bag of poop that they would often worship. It should be a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

A Grumpy Nerd needed a stapler that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Nerd desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item selected.