The Round Nerd

The Round Nerd looked for a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Round Nerd found a little monkey that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Round Nerd carried a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Nerd desperately craved for a crown that they would often put up their bum. It is a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A crown is the item to opt for.

The Round Nerd owned a computer to share. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A computer was the chosen item.

The Round Nerd wanted a bottle of coke that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.