His Purple Nerd

His Purple Nerd desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes break. This seems an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

His Purple Nerd owned a rubber chicken that they would hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Nerd looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

His Purple Nerd desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a teapot having that done to it

His Purple Nerd desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing selected.

His Purple Nerd desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A pint of cider is the thing to choose.