The Boring Nerd

The Boring Nerd found a CD player that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a fairly new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a CD player is the item to choose.

The Boring Nerd needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was amazing. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Nerd always had with them a bag of flour that they would smash. It might be a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of flour having that done to it

The Boring Nerd craved for a radiator that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. A radiator having that done to it

The Boring Nerd desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Boring Nerd desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.