My Funny Nerd

My Funny Nerd always had with them a cup that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to choose.

My Funny Nerd found a bottle of wine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

My Funny Nerd desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Funny Nerd often carried a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a dildo having that done to it

My Funny Nerd carried a big sponge that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

My Funny Nerd searched for a vibrator that they would demolish. It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a vibrator being the item selected.