My Dodgy Nerd

My Dodgy Nerd craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is wonderful. A rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Nerd desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

My Dodgy Nerd desperately wanted a lava lamp to play with. It might have been a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Nerd desperately looked for a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be an unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

My Dodgy Nerd wanted a wig that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was selected.

My Dodgy Nerd found a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.