Their Grumpy Nerd

Their Grumpy Nerd always had with them a spade that they liked to put on his head. It is a curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Nerd craved for a tomato to annihilate It should have been an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be epic. A tomato was the thing that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Nerd found a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Grumpy Nerd always carried a big sponge that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Their Grumpy Nerd owned a porno magazine that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Nerd carried a cucumber that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.