Gentle Nerd

Gentle Nerd desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Gentle Nerd desperately desired a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Gentle Nerd desperately craved for a spade that they sometimes worship. It was a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

Gentle Nerd craved for a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

Gentle Nerd always carried a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

Gentle Nerd always carried a cucumber that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.