Chinese Nerd

Chinese Nerd looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

Chinese Nerd desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Chinese Nerd desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Chinese Nerd desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Chinese Nerd searched for a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword being the chosen thing.

Chinese Nerd always carried a cucumber that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be stunning. Honestly, a cucumber being the item opted for.