The Famous Nerd

The Famous Nerd desperately wanted a cup that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a cup being the chosen item.

The Famous Nerd carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. It should be a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Nerd had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Famous Nerd desired a spade that they would eat. It is a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the chosen item.

The Famous Nerd carried a cup that they would often drop. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to choose.

The Famous Nerd always carried a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.