My Magical Nerd

My Magical Nerd always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

My Magical Nerd desperately desired a toilet brush to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

My Magical Nerd needed a bag of flour to experiment on. It should be a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

My Magical Nerd needed a lava lamp that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

My Magical Nerd desperately desired a hat that they would insert somewhere. It was a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. A hat would be the chosen thing.

My Magical Nerd desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.